Still Not a Real Captain

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Captain's log: Stardate... well, who's counting? If you're the captain of your own ship, even if it's more dinghy than a yacht, this shirt embraces your honorary title with a splash of humor. 🛥️🏴‍☠️ Chart your course through life, knowing that while you may not have a crew or a treasure map, you've got a sense of humor as vast as the open sea. Set sail on waves of laughter and remind the world that every captain starts somewhere! This classic unisex jersey is incredibly soft and comfortable. Prints last longer and it shrinks much less! These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to keep shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) $1 of every sale is donated to a charity each month! Feel free to suggest charities to us. Satisfaction Guaranteed - return it if you don’t like it. Want a custom shirt or product made? Just ask us!