If Found Drunk, Return to Boat – Where fun and flotation go hand in hand! 🍻🚤 This shirt is a lighthearted nod to the moments when the party's afloat and the good times are flowing as freely as the waves. No need for a designated driver when your trusty vessel becomes your ultimate hangout. Wear this tee with a wink and a smile, reminding everyone that the real adventure begins when you're anchored in relaxation and buoyant with laughter!
This classic unisex jersey is incredibly soft and comfortable. Prints last longer and it shrinks much less! These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to keep shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
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